" A Lamp you say?"

  
I was sitting eating lunch and started to look through the photos on my phone and came across an interesting one.
  
I then thought to my self, "could I be a lamp?". I decided that perhaps I could make a good floor standing lamp. I came up with the following reasoning;
1) I am tall
2) I have a bright mind
3) I can switch
4) I consume A LOT of energy
5) Theoretically I am electric (physiological electrical impulses involved in the nervous system)
 
Then I started thinking about the reasons I couldn't;
1) I am not made of metal (yet)
2) I don't have a bulb
3) I can't be plugged into the mains

  
I then realised that that this whole thought was ridiculous and that I may be on the verge of going mad
the moral of the story, I AM NOT A LAMP (or maybe i am)