This story is very much different to the tales that have been told in the past, however, due to its incredibly hilarious nature i feel as though it is my duty to share this with you all.
Picture this, Myself and Darth Sister sitting in the living room, debating the ridiculous questions that had been posted on that forum, I mentioned one question, "can you do wudhu with sparkling water?" This led to a debate of minute proportion, where by we agreed to disagree.
whilst later looking through my facebook account (Yes us story tellers are on Facebook), Darth Sister posted the following,
"Can you do wudhu with Coke? I mean...its water based"
I subsequently replied with quick wit, "But its Zionist...so HARAAM!!!"
Darth Sister then posted' "oh ok...so tropicana will be ok then"
I followed with, "I think id rather do tayamum, you get to thapaat the ground and arms wouldnt get sticky