This story is very much different to the tales that have been told in the past, however, due to its incredibly hilarious nature i feel as though it is my duty to share this with you all.
Picture this, Myself and Darth Sister sitting in the living room, debating the ridiculous questions that had been posted on that forum, I mentioned one question, "can you do wudhu with sparkling water?" This led to a debate of minute proportion, where by we agreed to disagree.
whilst later looking through my facebook account (Yes us story tellers are on Facebook), Darth Sister posted the following,
"Can you do wudhu with Coke? I mean...its water based"
I subsequently replied with quick wit, "But its Zionist...so HARAAM!!!"
Darth Sister then posted' "oh ok...so tropicana will be ok then"
I followed with, "I think id rather do tayamum, you get to thapaat the ground and arms wouldnt get sticky
Her reply, "thats true...but you'd smell fresh"
An additional pint raised by me, "also gargling with tropicana would be difficult, id be too tempted to drink it, id keep drink and next thing id have run out of tropicana, then what?"
She responded, "i think milk would be the best solution...i dont like drinking it so that wont be a problem...plus its good for your skin"
Then an anonymous friend interjected with, "'Thapaat the ground' LOL ROFL, hilarious!! What an interesting conversation...how about Red Bull - surely that would you wings??"
To win, i replied with, "So doing wudhu with red bull would make you an angel, Thaaaats how Jibraeel does it"
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